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July |
The pneumatic punch is complete. I'll bet you'll like the way it looks, too.
Oh, and did I mention that the Alexander blasted through the middleweight boundary a few months ago? Some of you correctly challenged my weight claims in previous E-mails. You were, of course, correct: there is no way I could pack all this stuff in 100 lbs. We're running light at around 143 right now, but I'm sure we'll find more pointy appendages to slap on between now and the event. I felt it best to continue the deception in the interest of not alerting any heavyweight competitors (sorry Greg).
When I get back from the event, I'll have an additional special update showing the 1.5 week development and construction process of our double-secret lightweight entry Ominous Brick of Havoc.
Many of you are wondering what the heck is going on with the event. In short, there is a lot of background, most of which I'm not privy to. We're hoping for the best!
Well, this is it until after the event. Wish me luck - from what I've seen in the past, the heavies are a real tough crowd. The Alexander is either coming home holding his shield, or on it.
10. | Not stopping to pick up scrap metal along the road |
9. | Being able to eat lunch at Stuart Anderson's instead of Taco Bell |
8. | Not having to remember to comb aluminum swarf out of my hair before going to bed |
7. | Beer with dinner |
6. | Beer with breakfast |
5. | Lower electricity bills |
4. | Mountain biking. And, I'll have the bandwidth to make my own 7075 parts! |
3. | No looming deadlines |
2. | Not having every conversation with everyone eventually turn to Robot Wars or the Alexander |
1. | Working on my "Iron Man" skeletal augmentation armor |
On to August